I'm not sure why I created this, but watching the film for the first time in ages just got my creative side working.
Plus I love making epilogues. They're just so randomly fun.
So, here we go:
- Half of the Oopma Loopmas decided to rebel against Charlie's new scheme of running things and left to pursue their dreams of making the world-breaking highest human pyramid. Believably, most efforts have proved futile.
- Augustus Gloop created a new cologne which smelt of chocolate, taking inspiration from his now inescapable odors. Sales plummeted after German children starting eating each other.
-Violet Beauregard was sued for copyright infringements after the creator of the Smurfs and the band behind "I'm Blue da ba dee" ganged up on her. Resultingly, she opened her own gymnastics club to pay the bills. "Fruit Punch" is yet to gain any members...
- Verruca Salt was forever avoided due to her 'Garbage' smell, and after confronting a few squirrels in her local park, a new-found phobia was fully released. She is now resting in children's mental hospital.
- Mike Teevee was shunned by world media by encouraging the 'size zero' debate. So instead he partook in a Hide and Seek championship. All victories so far...
- Willy Wonka, in his later years, became convinced that his Chocolate Room wanted to eat him. Up and Out function was used yet again, and the beloved chocolatier is yet to be found.
- And Charlie? Well he was a ten year old who agreed to live with an old man in his chocolate factory. What do you think happened?
Nope, you're quite wrong. He left to fight in a great war for our freedom.
Bet you thought your answer was really funny.
Jerk.
[Told you it was random. Still, had fun creating all these. Peace out!]
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