Tuesday, 3 April 2012

When Crazy Words Lead to Marriages

There are two important and popular facts that make this story gain more sense.
1. A few/many/however-many years ago, a young, creative idiot created a word; a word that never really entered everyday consciousness, yet meant a lot to its creator. This word was "insaniac" - (n) word blend of 'insane' and 'maniac'.
2. The same creative idiot and his equally creative friend once planned to run around a busy shopping centre, hidden in large cardboard boxes. For fun, probably.

Anyway.

So many or however-many years later - AKA quite recently - in a simple yet paradigmatic mad facebook conversation, the same box-suggesting friend happened to use the 'word' insaniac.
Suddenly, the word's creator went mad! His word had been used by another!
So, trying to hold his excitement, the young word-creating hero promised ALL of his love to the word-using heroine/princess [depending on how politically-correct you want this fairytale. Some women are cut out to be heroines, some just like being princesses willing to be loved and/or saved from a fire-breathing dragon. Hell, I'm not the damn head of the PC federation. Let's get back to this damned story!]
The young princess/heroine/well-developed-young-woman-who-has-full-potential-to-be-JUST-as-successful-as-a-man then tried to remember where she had heard the word. She seemed almost scared - the demand from the word-smith seemed rather too much. For a split second, she feared almost death itself.

Yet then she revealed that she HAD heard the word from the actual creator.
And thus earned ALL the love from the word-smith.
She admitted to feeling like she had been proposed to, from the insaniac world.
So the male word-smith actually proposed a wedding - with a box theme.

[-For those who have stuck around until this point and aren't still stuck in my PC rant, you'll be happy to learn that you are (hopefully) clever enough to realise that by now, BOTH of the preliminary points have now been addressed-]
MOVING ON!

The wedding plans between the two, now bonded together stronger than ever before, began from there. On the day of Box Matrimony, there they would be. She, with a furniture box styled dress and microwave-meal-sleeve veil. He in a modestly selected cereal-box tuxedo.
And they would love each other forever.
They would see boxing matches. They would fly box-kites. They would play Boxhead.
Not because the author ran out of box puns and typed in 'box' into Google, no, that would be outrageous. It would be due to the fact that they liked to...kills zombies online. Apparently.

An insaniac life for an 'insaniac' creator and insaniac 'user'.
And boxes.
Don't forget the boxes.

1 comment:

  1. HAHAHAHA!!! Now, tell me, WHY is it that I understand this SOOOOOO well??? Hmmm??? Me thinks I might be this "The young princess/heroine/well-developed-young-woman-who-has-full-potential-to-be-JUST-as-successful-as-a-man" kekekekeke!! Very well done Wobbo - I wrote a version myself which I might show you sometime!!! :D xx

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